Deceptions and Perceptions

This woman has everything.  I mean, she look so sweet and delicious and you just want to eat the woman with a spoon.  Or with anything else for that matter.

Her site BBWGwen is loaded with goodies everyone will enjoy and my personal favorite is the Business Casual one on her Gallery page.  I would be casual until it was time to get to business.

Here she is, enjoy.

I found this fascinating quote today:

A lot of companies (Sensational Video, for instance) will shoot one or two scenes and use them not only on their DVD but on other DVDs as well. In addition, they might use the scene on multiple websites to pad their content. It’s always better to have ONE 2257 PER SCENE so that you can assign a proper piece of legal documentation per scene per project (DVD or website). It prevents you from having to scramble later to assemble the documentation should the FBI decide to pay a visit.Kelly Shibari

You should read the whole article.

I love my oldest son, I truly do. He is chief amongst the reasons I get up every morning. He is a beautiful, intelligent, awesome little five year old who gets far less praise than he is most likely do and a thousand times more worry than he should have to shoulder at his age.

He is driving me fucking insane.

For reasons I am not quite sure about, the Quebec school board decided to give him both today and tomorrow off. I have no idea why, I don’t care why, I just wish I had been consulted at some point so I could voice my vehement objections.

See, I am a man of routines. I do certain things at certain times of the day and if I don’t, my OCD gets a hard-on and I go ape-shit for a few days at a whack. It isn’t pretty, you ever defrosted the freezer at 3 in the morning in November when it is one below outside? Well, neither has the rest of the damn world.

Help me.

I will never call myself the wisest of the wise.  Nor am I an utter buffoon.  I, like most of the people on this planet am sitting comfortably in the middle of the pack watching this fucking rock go around the sun over and over again until we either die or find a way off of it via inter-dimensional transportation.

There are some however, who are at the top and the bottom of this particular hierarchy.

It is the bottom of the pack I am going to talk about right now.

For you Americans, where in the Constitution does it say that because of the 2nd Amendment, we are allowed to carry about sub-machine guns?  See, the amendment was put into place when a “well ordered militia” wasn’t a bunch of people following some Aryan asshole, but people trying to protect themselves from people like the French, the Indians who didn’t like the US fucking them over, and other people trying to steal their land.

When I hear about these uber-right wing militia groups telling the US that they are “free from governmental tyranny” or, for you latin students, “Sic Semper Tyrannis” as on J.W. Booth once uttered.

So take your freedoms as they are given to you.  Even the ones that include you being legally allowed to be stupid and me being legally allowed to criticize you up and down for it.  Do not take a great thing and piss on it because you want to go out and play bang bang with some laser scoped AK-47 when you go duck hunting.

A euphemism is a substitution of an agreeable or less offensive expression in place of one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the listener.  At least that is what the Wikipedia page has to say about it.  I however have a different take on it that  wanted to share with you.

You know by now that I have a fondness, nay,  a near obsession with the Big Beautiful Woman.  If you do not know this, welcome to the blog, now you’re caught up with the rest of the class.

There are terms for plus sized women.  There is BBW, Chubby, Rubenesque, Fat, SSBBW, Large, Plus-Sized, and various other permutations of those common core elements.  These terms in themselves are perfectly respectable and wonderful.  yes, even Fat.  Did your mother ever tell you you can say a word that isn’t a four letter word like a four letter word?

You can say the word fat and have it mean a wonderfully large woman who you admire.  You can turn around, change your inflection just a small bit and have it be derisive, hurtful, dismissive, unkind and cruel.

Now, to get tot he meat of the topic.

If you say a word purely because you think another word would be offensive and, at the same time, you are not trying to be offensive, then you are be a patronizing asshole for assuming that the person you are speaking to is to stupid to understand the meaning of what you are saying.

You can judge so much of a person listening to how they say certain things in certain situations.  You can hear in their tone the positive or negative overtones of the entire conversation which they or may not be aware of themselves.

This post makes little sense to anyone but me, but fuck it, pay my hosting bill and you get a say.

I am made of it.

How is it that when you are sick your brain instantly decides that that is the time you need to go out and do a half a million things? That is when you get the mental motivation to get the projects done you have been leaving at the wayside for days and weeks?

Motherfucker.

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What is it about “I fucking felt like it” do some people not understand?

Yes, there are many reasons why I both stopped the Podcast and deleted the old site.

No, I will not tell you what they are.

Yes, there are some people I will tell.

No, if you ask you will not be one.

Mkay?